Step 16… Chelsea v Liverpool. The FA Cup Final.

Well today’s the day! this is what we set out to achieve 9 months ago back in August, if i’m honest, none of us though it would be easy or even possible to follow the cup all the way to Wembley for the final but we were going to give it our best shot & we knew we would need a bit of luck along the way, but here we were at Piccadilly station ready to catch the train to the game that would bring an end to our season.

12.15 and our train departs on time! Not as packed as i thought it would of been considering the rail network between Liverpool & that London was in turmoil with ‘essential’ maintenance work being carried out today, but there was a few red shirts, scarves & flags dotted about & a couple of Kopites were kind enough to take a photo for us as we set off…. well we did have a red & white scarf with us as well as the little FA Cup :-)

For the first time on this entire journey we’re not exactly sure what’s going to happen once we get to Euston, i got an email the day before at 3 o’clock telling me that we have to be at ‘Club Bud’ wherever that is?, for 3.30ish & be ready to go on stage at 3.45 to present the player of the round awards. Will had given me his mobile number & i was told to ring him as soon as we got to Wembley.

We took a photo of the 2 Kopites with the little cup to show that Mancs & Scousers can be friends after all :-) and took our seats. Not knowing what sort of questions we would be asked, if any? We spent the journey re-capping this adventure. Best Game? Had to be the first one, Chadderton 2-8 Cheadle Town. For us it was the start of something special. 10 goals, yellow cards, a sending off, a spectacular free kick, a hat trick, a Tony Yeboah-esc goal, Penalties and amazingly it was back-to-back 8-2 score lines in the FA Cup for us as the last game cup game we went to was Droylsden getting thumped 8-2 off Leyton Orient in the 2nd round last season!

Best Goal? we differed slightly on this one, my pick was a fantastic free kick by Wayne Riley for Northwich Vic’s for their opener as they beat Trafford FC 0-2 in the 1st round qualifying, as good a free kick as you’ll see anywhere & i got the only video of it and put it on you tube (here).

The Rhino went for the George Williams goal for the MK Dons at home to Nantwich in the 1st round proper. With the game well & truly over, young George came on & immediately picked up a yellow card for a quite impressive forearm smash on the towering Dabbers centre half Mat Bailey, but with his next involvement he rounded the keeper & slotted the ball home cool as you like & he’s only 16! We sensed on the day there was something special about the young lad & who knows.. maybe we were there when the new Charlton / Shearer came into the limelight!?!

Best moment? CRASH! Every time one of us come up with something the other would come up with another memory just as good & we really couldn’t choose! After covering well over 2000 miles & meeting lots of different people in all sorts of places this ‘best moment’ question would be a reoccurring thing throughout the weekend and we had no idea of what was about to happen to us on this the last stage of it all? We knew one thing though, the dress code was smart / casual for the FA Club lounge. No replica football shirts or trainers could be worn, jeans were ok but this means the big fella has to buy himself a pair of shoes! Maybe i should of told him this before we set off or even last night! lol lol DOH! Let’s hope there’s not too much walking involved today as one of my shoes is digging in a bit already & i would hate to have 2 feet in new shoes!

It was 2.40 by the time we had made our way over to Kings Cross & left our bags in the left luggage office, there was no time to check in at the Hotel in Earls Court & get back to Wembley for the time stated to us by Will and even though we had put one bag inside the other it still cost £8.50 to leave ONE item with them for about 6 hours! From Kings Cross we can get the direct tube train to Wembley Park & later on once we had our overnight stuff back it’s a direct service to Earls Court on a different line so all we had to do now was get to the game! And as the big fella pointed out to me “you do know the bar giving away free Budweiser has been open since 1 o’clock!”

We arrive at Wembley for about 3.15, the Rhino is in a bit of a mood by now because people have been giving free Bud away for over 2 hours now & his new shoes are killing him! He’s not very happy with me when i want to stop & get a photo of the fans walking up Wembley way but as it turns out the photo i took includes a ticket tout being arrested & handcuffed! Strike one for the good guys! I asked the copper if i could get a better photo of this great moment but he just muttered something about ‘move along’ and told me he would confiscate my camera if i tried to take any.

I ring Will to come & meet us knowing this was going to be a bit tricky as we hadn’t met each other before so we didn’t know who we were looking for! The fact we’re a tad oversized & both had coats with ‘1 Leg On The Cup’ printed on the back of them must of helped as this young fella wearing a suit came rushing up to us saying “Tony… Tony… Tony, are you Tony?” so with the handshake over Will then lead us away from Wembley? just across the road was a huge marquee that was fenced off with a sign at the entrance saying ‘Club Bud’ this was the place the big fella wanted to be. “we’ll just nip inside to get your tickets, passes & wrist bands then we’ll have to go straight over to the FA Lounge as you’re going on stage at 4” a very flustered Will told us, “never mind that shite, have we got time for a couple of beers first?” no prizes for guessing who asked this question! :-)

Inside Club Bud we meet up with Matt & the PR team from Budweiser, we’ve spoke many times on the phone & exchanged various email’s but we do the handshake & introductions as Will is off getting what we need and of course a couple of beers! There was a guy carving a very large block of ice that had been roped off in the centre of the room & the big fella asked me if i thought my tongue would stick to it if i licked it? “let’s find out!” and with that we were over the ropes and were now licking the ice cup! The sculptor wasn’t too happy but the Bud guys seemed to be up for it & took the photo, not my fault there was bits falling off it!

More bad news, Will reappears telling us there’s no time for a drink as we have to get over to the FA Lounge to do the presentation because they’re waiting for the competition winner to go on stage with Sir Trevor Brooking and present the player of the round awards, “where’s Tony gone John?” “he’s over there Will, having his photo taken with that ice cup” “OMG! What’s he doing???? get him over here now!” so with my the back of my hand smacked we were off over the road into Wembley & off to the prawn sandwich brigade lounge! We now had roadie-style Budweiser passes round our necks as well as free beer wrist bands on!… this was going to be a GOOD day! what a climax to our journey!

I’ll be honest, my arse fell out a little when we finally arrived inside the lounge, i’m told there was around 750 people in there all being fed & watered and every table i looked at i recognised someone! Peter Reid, Dennis Wise, Alan Hansen & John Motson were the first few we seen with their family & friends at their respective tables, at the bar the big fella is stood next to Martin Keown and was politely waiting for him to finish his conversation with the ESPN floor manager so he could ask him if van Nistelrooy was in here somewhere? When once again Will popped up ushering us off into the wings as it was almost time to go on stage, was this guy purposely stopping us from drinking?!?!?

Another ‘best moment’ to be added to our list as we meet Sir Trevor Brooking, what a perfect gent! We had about 5 minutes or so to kill while waiting for the TV people to give us the nod to go on stage, Sir Trev asked us why we were there & after we told him of our journey he said he would look us up on this website & have a read of it and congratulated us on our efforts and said “you guys are what i like to call true football fans, credit to you both” i was quite taken back by this & then apologised to him for not being there in 1980 as i was in 79 & 81! “oh don’t worry about it, there was a few others there that day” the great man said and with that we were whisked on stage & the big fella finally got the beer in!

People say the lights on stage are hot & i now know what they’re on about! i felt like i was melting and looking out into the crowd i couldn’t see anything other than the glare of the lights & all i knew was the big fella was out there somewhere drinking the beer i was now craving! Sir Trev was saying his bit while i was telling the very nice young lady presenter to my right how nice she smelt! “how do you do, i’m Tony. You smell nice, well better than me anyway!” “oh, er, hello.. thanks” the next thing i know there’s a microphone thrust upon me and i’m being asked to let everyone know who i am & why i was there. It was at this point my “very good friend” Johnny the Rhino decided to text me! so with my leg vibrating wildly & the dulcet tones of the Happy Mondays ‘Step On’ being picked up by the mic, i can’t remember what i answered whilst hammering my pocket to shut poor Mr. Ryder up! I read the text later after i had come off stage “these shoes are f*** killing me! where are you? I’ve posted 4 already your slacking!” some payback for making him buy new shoes! GIT!

Yet another ‘best moment’ well for me, was on stage when Stefan Brown came up to collect his award, Stafan hit a hat trick in 15 minutes in the 1st round proper for AFC Totton and as the presenters are announcing this and the crowd are clapping as he makes his way to the stage… Sir Trevor Brooking – FA Director of football development leans over & quietly whispers in my ear “Tony, remind me again, where’s Totton?” i couldn’t believe it! not that he didn’t know where Totton was, who the hell does? I couldn’t believe he called me Tony! He had remembered my name! ARRGGHHH – queue school girl type screaming with joy! Well inside i was as i whispered back “way down South fella, near Southampton” then when Stefan came on stage Sir Trev, in front of everyone said “i just had to ask Tony to remind me where Totton was, well done” i don’t care what you say.. after meeting the great man all i can say is…….  me & Sir Trev are tight! :-)

Finally i get a beer! The Rhino, who had been helping out by ordering 2 pints but drinking them both, is keeping a safe distance from me as he tells me “did you get my text? all them shoes i’ve got at home & you make me buy an overpriced pair from a railway station that are killing me?!?!?” to be fair he had a point, i was just relieved it was all over & i had a beer in my hand. Sir Trev had promised me he would come over to the bar after he had finished doing some official business and capture some of the celebs in the room for photos, i had told him i didn’t want to ask people as they were with their families and i felt a bit girly asking, he had told me not to worry & he would make sure i left with a full albums worth of snapshots! Will once again popped up! “c’mon lads we’re off to get your tickets from Club Bud” this was news to us? We thought we would be in the FA Lounge before & after the game as well as being in the posh seats for the match but… no! We had to go back outside to the tent, sign for our tickets then walk all the way round the ground to sit opposite where we thought we would be!

So we’re back in the Bud tent & i’m not happy that i didn’t get to say goodbye to Sir Trev! “he’s going to think i’m a right arse just leaving him like that, it’s not what friends do!” the Rhino now laughing at me as he’s helping out yet more Bud waitresses “shut up you clown he’s forgot who you are already! We’ve still got time for another & your behind 6-1” with kick off 30 minutes away we sink another pint and add Sir Trev to the ‘best moment’ list. This list is getting harder & harder to choose from, when you think of just the people alone we’ve met & spoke to; Jim Rushe, Karl Robinson, Dean Bowditch, Ian Wright, Roberto de Matteo, Mark Hughes & how can you top Lawrie Sanchez when you’re talking FA Cup? As we walk round Wembley to block ‘N’ i reminded the big fella that we were there when Torres scored & that classes as a ‘moment’. We get to the gate and notice that the girl had given us tickets sat 2 blocks apart from each other! But they had £115 printed on them so we decided to get inside and see if we could sort something out once we were in.

Once inside we were split up for the first half but the big fella kept his eye on an empty seat on his row, so if we could shuffle everyone down one seat at half time i could jump into the spare next to the big fella. But for now, i took my seat further down the block & that Wembley tingle soon returned to me, the Liverpool end was filling up & most of their fans had their scarves held high banging out that Kop anthem “you’ll never walk alone” love them or hate them, you have to give it to them… when it comes to knocking this tune out – they’ve got it nailed! Abide with me obviously had me choking a bit and when Mr. Dowd, who looks a bit like me, blew his whistle to get us underway i was overcome with a sense of relief that we had made it!

Flags were waving and songs were booming out from all parts of the ground & i felt a bit special to be part of it all, no need for a match report from me as i’m sure you’ve all seen the game or at least know the result by now, but on 11 minutes Ramires made our cup run even sweeter by ensuring that we would not have a 0-0 draw in all the 16 games we had seen! the only other ‘interesting’ fact about our journey is the furthest North we travelled to was Chadderton! The very first game & it’s only about 7 mile away from Droylsden! Best moment? Maybe not :-)

With Chelsea 1-0 up at half time we don’t have to go for a pie at Wembley, all food is laid on for us back at Club Bud. We sit & reflect on the first half we had just seen and the big fella assures me that his final pie report & end of season pie report will be on our pie-ometer page as usual (here).

Together again in our ‘Ant & Dec’ style photo, the 2nd half gets underway and now it felt right! The game continued in the same way the 1st half had finished with Chelsea defiantly the better team, proving me right Didier Drogba, who else at Wembley? Slots the ball home to give Chelsea a 2-0 lead about 5 minutes into the half. The blue half of Wembley erupts and is now awash with flags & scarves with the fans belting out song after song.

Liverpool must do something to get back into this game so on comes Andy Carroll a couple of minutes after the 2nd goal. to be fair the big man made an immediate impact, taking the game by the scruff of the neck & dragged the reds back into the game. On 63 mins Carroll’s tricky bit of footwork in the box ends with him smashing the ball home for 2-1. A very different atmosphere inside Wembley for the next 20 minutes as the reds are now very much back in this game.

With time running out we get another ‘was it? / wasn’t it?’ goal or not in the same end as the Mata effort in the semi when Carroll’s header was celebrated by the reds players & fans only to see the ref wave it away as NOT over the line. Carroll seemed like a man possessed and had totally turned this game around single handily, another of our ‘best moment’ categories was that we were there when Torres scored, were we about to add ‘we were there when Andy Carroll won the cup for Liverpool?’

Short answer… NO! Mr. Dowd added 5 extra minutes and although Chelsea were well & truly on the ropes they held on to lift the cup for the 7th time in their history and bring an end to our epic, monstrous, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful journey!

Chelsea players dancing & jumping around in front of their fans whilst waiting for the engraver to add their name to the fantastic trophy, we know this because of our recent interview with David Barber. “ooh Johnny.. Barber!.. best moment?” “it’s definitely up there mate” and once Liverpool had been up all those steps to collect their runners-up medals it was time for the blues to go and collect the REAL, ACTUAL trophy :-)

With all the players now on the pitch parading the cup in front of the fans i noticed David Luiz in his suit holding the cup. If anyone has ever epitomized what it’s like to be a top-flight footballer it has to be him, when you read his tweets & listen to his interviews he knows he’s somewhat blessed and says he can’t believe how his life’s turned out himself sometimes and he was really enjoying the party on the pitch!

We just have to give a ‘shout-out’ to this guy! shout out being the correct term in this case. On our way back to the Bud tent we noticed this guy with a megaphone on an open top bus, a massive party was obviously going on but this guy in a very direct & purposeful cock-er-nee accent kept saying.. “Scousers, my name is Geoff Shreeves, you DO know you’ve just LOST the cup final don’t you?” lol lol he just kept saying it over & over again! it was just Brilliant! not if you’re a Liverpool fan of course, but it’s the sort of thing we love! Top Man :-)

As we were walking back we were stopped by the Sky Sports news team for an interview! We gave a very professional account of the game we had just seen & little of the story that had brought us here, as we left the Rhino said to me “if that gets broadcast & we go global that HAS to be the Best Moment!”

Back inside the tent & we set off on our own end of season party! Well why wouldn’t you if you’re on free beer? The first thing i notice is the ice sculpture has survived so i take a photo of it just in case someone tries to blame us for its demise later in the evening! The Rhino sets off ‘helping out’ again with more drop dead gorgeous waitresses but no photos this time, Wigan County Council have already blocked this address as ‘adult content’ in their school filter system and if i would of taken pictures of the big fella this time god knows what would happen!

I found it quite flattering the amount of people we were being introduced to, most of whom claimed to have followed the blog or follow us on twitter. Everybody seemed to work for the FA or Budweiser in some capacity or another & we managed to blag a couple of the bottles used by the players to spray Budweiser about on the pitch when they lifted the trophy, a magnum of Bud instead of champagne lol how times change :-) still they are a nice souvenir of the day & they are the actual ones used by the players even if they are empty as the big fella pointed out when being given his… “oh, thanks very much… can’t i have a full one instead?”

With the beer flowing freely & the big fella well into double figures by now, his new shoes & sore feet seemed to have gone from his mind as i opted out of playing ‘Foot-Pool’ or whatever this mad game was called, and thrust him forward to have a go! The game, as you can imagine, was pretty easy to work out. A white ball, a few striped numbered balls & a few solid coloured balls, use the white to hit the numbered ball but with your feet.. easy!

I shout over to the big fella to rein act Wayne Riley’s free kick and he duly obliges… at this point i would like to once again apologise to Mrs. J. Wagstaff from Fulham, please send the repair bill for your broken spectacles to the address given to you on the night and i hope the swelling has gone down in time for your daughter’s wedding next Saturday.

Moving quickly away from the carnage with the little footballs, i spot a familiar face from back home! well, sort of. A rather large chap called Sam who’s a friend of fellow blogger Gibbo, a young lad from Bolton who’s doing his very best to do the 92 & blogging as he goes. I stopped this ‘Big Sam’ as he was walking past and asked him for a photo for young Gibbo back home? “no problem” he said “i’ve not seen Gibbo in a while, tell him to come see me at West Ham next season” follow Gibbo on twitter @JoeBillGibbo he’s a top lad.

The free beer was coming to an end at 9 o’clock and we had to get over to Kings Cross to get our bags back for £8.50!!! then over to Earls Court to meet up with the Chelsea podcast guys, so at about 9.30 we said our goodbyes & staggered away from the lovely tent! Shame all camping isn’t like that :-)

Things just didn’t seem to happen the way they should for the next hour or so, we waited a long time for a tube train to Kings Cross, although we may have let about 3 depart without us, and when we got to Kings Cross someone had decided to move the left luggage office even though the staff were quite adamant it hadn’t moved at all! I left the big fella near the escalator & told him not to move as once again i set off to find our bags, on the way i noticed a bunch of Asian tourists running head first into a brick wall then obviously falling to the floor while others were videoing this strange activity!? I finally found the luggage office, paid the ransom and headed back to find the Rhino only to see a different bunch of people running at the same wall also being videoed! It was only when i stopped to look properly at what was going on when i noticed a plaque above their heads saying “platform 9 ¾” i chuckled to myself as i wandered off thinking… if me & the Rhino run into that wall i reckon we’ll burst through it but we won’t end up in Hogwarts!

After a very bumpy tube ride, the doors couldn’t open quick enough for me as we arrive at Earls Court! The Blackbird pub was just over the road but it had just turned 11 & we wondered if we would get served for our first beer of the day we would have to pay for! A quick chat with the doorman seen us safely inside & the big fella hit the bar as i went in search of the podcast team in this pub full of Chelsea drunks!

Only Terry Ross aka Chel-Tel,  had survived from the podcast team we had met before! Chidge, the front bum, had left the pub only minutes earlier. Now i don’t want to use the phrase “Chelsea Pensioner” but it says it all when us oldies have the pace to see the day out while the young ones fall along the way :-) we did quite well waving a red & white scarf around in this all blue pub & i think we would have defiantly got a smacked arse off True Blue Terri if she had still been there for doing such a thing! We presented Chel-Tel with our Droylsden scarf & made him an ‘Honorary Blood’ before we left! I think he was happy about it? lol lol.

Sometime past midnight we leave the pub and we have no chance of finding the hotel if the left luggage office was anything to go by, so we flag a cab to get us there. Logistical genius, the Rhino, has already been out to the Spar opposite the pub for the carry-out needed back at the flop, but i think i must of fell asleep half way through the first one! I remember the Football League show was still on TV but i could hardly see the screen anyway because of all the stuff that had been put in front of it in the tiny room.

Sunday morning! At least i think it is? It appears that once again the air in that London has made me ill because i didn’t eat anything last night so it can’t be the food? I decided to leave the camera in the room when we finally went for breakfast (trust me you don’t want to see ANY photos of us on this particular morning!) and we had a very ‘limited’ conversation over bacon & eggs. Me – “good day yesterday then?”…. “yeah” “you glad it’s all over now?”…. “yeah” ….. “do you think that woman from Fulham will be ok?”…. “who cares” in fact it was a good couple of hours & at least one shower later before the Rhino started to stir into life!

After a very slow stroll round to Earls Court tube station we wanted to get back to Euston & hang about there for our train back rather than chance missing it if we went elsewhere, there was only one change at Green Park to get us back to where we wanted to be so we buy a zone 1 single for £4.30 instead of the £7 all day ticket as we only need to get to Euston.

We’re at the right platform & the train pulls in, we both get on and stand in the doorway. “i can’t see Green Park anywhere on that map” i tell the big fella as we both scour the little planner before the doors shut, “are you sure this is the right one?” as quick as a flash the big fella is off out of the now closing doors… “no, it’s not this” by the time i had picked my bag up off the floor, the doors had shut & i was now heading off into a tunnel leaving the big fella stood on the platform! To make things worse, everyone on the train knew exactly what had just happened and were all sniggering & pointing at me! i get my phone out to ring the big fella…. NO SIGNAL! Of course not! I was in a tunnel!

I change trains twice at Notting Hill Gate & Bond Street before i eventually get to Green Park, and i’m hoping the Rhino will be heading for the same place? If he’s not here then he will be waiting back at Earls Court where i know he will have a signal on his phone, either way i can ring him once i find myself back in the daylight. I put my ticket into the machine as i exit the station & it swallows it! well of course it does… as far as it’s concerned i’ve completed my zone 1 single journey! AARRRGGHHHHH!!!!

The Rhino turns up 20 minutes later than me which confused me a little? “how have i got here well before you? I’ve been half way round that London & you were only a few stops away!” he then told me that the PA on the train had told him Green Park was the stop for Buckingham Palace & he thought he would go and see if he could get his mum a flag if there was any knocking about!

We notice this ‘Del-Boy’ type bloke in a little hut knocking out open top bus tours & various that London souvenirs, he was laughing at us arguing and when we questioned him he said “normally i’d have you 2 down as Northern monkeys, but i’m gonna call you Bears Arse’s! Christ you guys look rough!” Pete, the bloke was called & what a top man! He told the big fella that the flags with Her Majesty on them were £5 each or he could have 3 for £20! The Rhino not falling for it ended up with a shopping bag for his mum but then Pete delivered us even more bad news by telling us the Victoria line was closed & we had no reason to get off at Green Park in the first place!

Another! £4.30 train journey later we arrive at Euston for about 12.30. our train departs at 2.11 so we have a bit of time to finally sort out our ‘best moment’ once & for all. “It has to be about the fans we’ve met along the way, it’s what the cup’s all about” the big fella agreed with me as we recap a few of the people we’ve met along the way. From the fans of non league sides like Trafford & Northwich that have kept an eye on us after they were knocked out, right up to the bigger clubs from the Football League who have stayed with us to the end. The MK Dons made us part of their family from day one! No one more so than my mate Dave aka  @stony_bloke this guy even went to the trouble of buying us a little FA Cup off Ebay that we have had with us ever since! And the best thing about the Dons is no one else likes them but they don’t care lol lol just made us LOVE them! COYD!

When the cup had us following Chelsea we knew their fans would be a tough nut to crack, coming from Manchester we got somewhat of a cold shoulder whenever we tried to join in on forums or follow groups on twitter. Even after i’d explained what we were doing & that we were Droylsden fans at heart they still seemed a bit reluctant and one or two called me a ‘Glory Hunter’!

Of course this all changed when we hooked up with Chidge & the boys from the Chelsea Fancast. These guys are full-on Chelsea fans but took the time to give us a go & once we had done the Birmingham replay we were in! After a bit of air time on their show we got tweets, emails & comments from Chelsea fans from all over the place! And after beating Leicester we were tagged as their ‘lucky charm’ which is just madness lol.

We were on the train by now and because of the maintenance work being carried out on the railways we had to change at Nuneaton, Nunny was one of the teams we had seen on tour without actually going to their own ground like Cheadle, Kendal & Leicester. It also reminded us about a great experience that i didn’t even blog about! When Nantwich beat Nuneaton in the last of the qualifying rounds last October, it meant the Dabbers were in the draw for the 1st round proper for the first time in their history. We went back to Nantwich on the Sunday to get some sort of reaction from people if they were to get that lucrative draw that means so much to non league sides.

The actual game was a tense affair with the Dabbers clinging onto a 1-0 lead & were down to 10 men after skipper Chris Flynn had been unjustly sent off, at the final whistle the place just went crazy with players, staff & supporters alike celebrating as if they had won the cup itself! Red Shift, a local on-line radio station were relived to interview me because they couldn’t find anyone else from the club & this was about 20 minutes after the game! We went back the day after and were amazed to find everyone in the town was excited & ready for the draw that will effect so many in the place. It was this moment that defined what the FA Cup is all about for us, all the money that cup holders Man City & now current champs Chelsea have between them couldn’t buy what was happening in Nantwich that day.

Just after 6pm the train pulled into Piccadilly & my only off-spring Kev2Legs was there to pick us up bless him x we called into the Pig & Ball Bearing on our way back to Droylsden for a quick pint with president of the ‘Bovril And Pie Society’ Mel B. We needed an end of season photo with Mel for the last blog and we were just a little disappointed that although she was in the pub she didn’t have her B.A.P.S. out!

We finally arrive at the Sweaty Spaniard to find Burkey waiting for us! Burkey is the non league guy from BBC radio Manchester on Friday nights and had us on the show on the eve of this epic adventure all those months ago. Plus he was also with us at the first game at Chadderton so it was only right he was here now it’s all over. With my boy on driver duties standing by we partied well into the wee small hours, well it was a bank holiday the next day :-) i’m pretty sure the Rhino prompted Burkey into it, but after asking me various questions he finally delivered the one i had been waiting for, “Tony, can i ask you what your best moment has been throughout this whole adventure?” “Easy! Sunday 30th October when the whole town of Nantwich stood still & waited for the draw in the 1st round proper! and THAT my friend IS the essence of the FA Cup!”

So that’s it! The only thing left to do now is thank everyone who has helped & encouraged us or even took the time to read this over the last 9 months, there’s far too many to name individually but without many of these people i don’t think it would of been possible and it certainly wouldn’t of been as enjoyable! I would love to turn this adventure into a book and make a few quid to donate to junior football or something similar but writing a blog is one thing & a book is a totally different animal! Any offers?

What to do next year? Well it can’t be the same again as we’ve ‘been there, done that’ but it’s got to be bigger & better surely? Europe & Carling Cup adventures aren’t really an option as they’re all mid-week games & the logistics would just be a nightmare. So we’ll take a bit of time over the summer & come up with a plan of some sort for the 2012 / 13 season, all i know is that it will be cup football of some type or another :-)

There’s only one way i could possibly end this blog & that’s to use a very familiar phrase to football fans everywhere! The 1 Leg On The Cup 2012 FA Cup campaign……….. from CHADDERTON to CHELSEA………………

They think it’s all over……………….   IT IS NOW!  :-)    

   

 

 

 

 

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Banter with Barber

St. George’s day, 23rd April 2012. Me & the big fella are off to Wembley for a chat with the FA’s historian David Barber. Who? I hear you cry, although he’s not what you would call a ‘household name’ to football fans up & down the country, David is probably the biggest neutral fan there is when it comes to cup football or any football for that matter! In fact if someone was to ask you right now how many football games have you been to in your life would you know? Because we asked David that question and without pausing for even a second to think about it he said “6,263 starting with my first game in 1960 when Crystal Palace took on Hitchin Town in the 1st round proper in the cup & i still have the programme here that cost 4d” AMAZING! So what do you think Anorak or Jedi Master? Well for the next 90 minutes (believe it or not) we intended to find out……..

Q. so putting you on the spot, can you remember anything about that Palace game & does that mean you’re a palace fan?

A. yes i remember everything about it. I was 9 years old and it was a cold, grey but dry 5th of November afternoon with a crowd of 22,000 at the ground. My Dad had noticed my interest in football after watching the Wolves / Blackburn cup final on TV as well as the classic European cup final played at Hampden Park between Real Madrid & Eintracht Frankfurt that finished 7-3 & was also shown on TV. Dad had purposely waited for a fixture like this as he was sure that there would be goals & he didn’t want my first ever game to be a boring 0-0 draw. He was right, Palace won 6-2! From then on, i was hooked & the 60’s was a great time to be a Palace fan as they were in the old 4th division in 1960 climbing their way through the ranks and finally gained promotion to the 1st division in 1969.

During this time i was also hooked on the game itself and when Palace were playing away i went to as many non-league, or amateur games as they were called in those days, as i could. Dad would take me to watch teams like Sutton, Carshalton, Redhill, Croydon, Merston, Banstead, Epsom & Ewell…. any or all of the local sides in the Surrey area & i loved these games because you seemed to get more goals per game.

I followed Palace home & away for as many games as i could up until the 80/81 season when they went through, i think, 4 managers in a month & the team just seemed to give up and were relegated. All this time i was watching more & more non league games and knew i was a fan of the game itself rather than a particular team, and so I looked for a new professional team to favour or follow & decided on Bournemouth. Only because i liked the place itself & Chelsea cup final goal scorer David Webb was their manager. I watched most of their home games & a couple of away’s in my first season with them, and i was there to see them win promotion to the 3rd division with a point away at Bradford City. I stayed with Bournemouth until i moved to Holland Park & i was close enough to walk to Loftus Rd. plus QPR played on a plastic pitch in those days which pretty much guaranteed the game would be on! They made it to the Milk Cup final but lost to Oxford in 86 but i remember a young goalkeeper called David Seamen starting his career at the loft.

Q. with the amount of games you have seen over the years you must have a favourite ground?

A. yes, Wembley. it’s such a fantastic stadium as was the old one, it has to be my favourite although i do like going to Chelsea & Fulham and when i was at university in Liverpool i used to go and watch South Liverpool quite a lot who had a very impressive ground for a small club.

Q. what was the first cup final you went to?

A. my first cup final was actually the amateur cup final in 63, it was also my first ever game at Wembley, i was 12 years old and Wimbledon beat Sutton 4-0. Eddie Reynolds scored all 4 & all of them were headers.

Q. what would you say are the main differences between the old & new Wembley, good & bad?

A. i’ve seen over 300 games at Wembley at all levels & the only thing you can’t have from the old stadium is the history, well that and all those dreaded steps you had to climb to get into the place! I know people miss the iconic sight of the twin towers on a warm & sunny cup final day but times change and future generations will see the new arch as their grail or symbol in the years to come and new history will be written.

Q. what would you say to purists like us who think FA Cup semi finals should not be played here when other stadiums like Cardiff’s Millennium could be used?

A. why would you not want your team to play here? One of the biggest problems with the old Wembley is that it just wasn’t used, England would play 3 maybe 4 times a year, a couple of cup finals and the charity shield was all it was used for, i say if you have this place then use it.

We then spoke about our love for the cup & our involvement in other cup games such as the Trophy & Vase, we told him of a few things that had happened to us at various games we’re been to this season that we thought he may find interesting. We quickly found out that David really doesn’t have any sort of preference when it comes to football, it could be England in a World Cup final or Droylsden FC setting off in the 1st round of the FA Trophy, if he’s at the game he WILL NOT miss a single kick & will watch both games with the same 100% concentration, he told us he doesn’t talk to anyone during any game he watches for fear of missing something & is NEVER late back to his seat after the half time break!

On our way into the library we walked passed a trophy cabinet that had replicas of all the FA silverware on show, we went to Sheffield last year because the FA Cup was touring the country & you could have your photo taken with the famous trophy at the end of the tour. We were naffed off on the day when the tour guide told us “this isn’t the real one, there’s about 40 of these things all together” but this prompted our next question…

Q. how many FA Cups are there, and where is the actual cup?

A. i think there are about 4, there’s always a replica here at Wembley & the TV people have the one that was used up until 1991. There’s one kept in a bank vault somewhere just in case there’s ever a problem with the real one. The actual real cup has just recently returned from Manchester City. The cup is engraved quickly at the full time whistle & given to the winners on the day, that team keeps it until about 6 weeks before the next final when it’s returned for cleaning & prepared for the next winners.

Q. how many FA cup finals have you been to, and which one was your best?

A. i get asked this question a lot & the first part is easy, when Chelsea play Liverpool in a couple of weeks it will be my 40th FA cup final, as for the best i think i would have to say Leeds v Sunderland in 73. I was in with the Sunderland fans on the day & being a relatively youngish man i was swept away with the emotions of it all on the day, in fact i recently interviewed Jim Montgomery, the Sunderland keeper that day, for an article on the website & to him that double save he made is as fresh in his mind today as if it was yesterday!

Q. why is this year’s cup final billed as Chelsea v Liverpool & not Liverpool v Chelsea?

A. it’s the same every year, it’s purely alphabetical and whoever are named first on the programme, as Chelsea are this year, their fans will be given the North end ticket allocation of the stadium.

All the way through this interview David never once referred to any reference books or even paused for thought for any length of time before answering any of the questions we put to him even though we were in an actual library! The man still uses hard copies for stats & figures in his role as a quiz master when he has to come up with questions you just can’t Google! There was a smaller version of the Bobby Moore statue in the library that i had to get a photo of, then we hit David with a few quick-fire questions….

Q. Oxo or Bovril?

A. i’ve only ever had Bovril twice in my life, i’m more of a soup man.

Q. best pie & from where?

A. this will be back in my Palace era, a meat & potato pie from Gigg Lane. Bury.

Q. we recently asked Lawrie Sanchez where he was stood when Dave Beasant saved John Aldridge’s penalty in 88, where were you?

A. i was sat 2 rows down & just to the left of Her Majesty the Queen.

The next question was supposed to be as quick-fire as the last but when i asked what was the best goal he had seen in a cup final? & he answered Sammy Mcllroy’s dribbling, bobbling almost slow motion equaliser for Man. United against Arsenal in 79 i couldn’t contain myself as i was at the same game & spent the next 15 minutes or so telling him about my experiences of that & the 81 final replay i was also at, and i was supposed to be asking him about his memories! But the Rhino, after noticing Wembley still isn’t quite finished yet, got us back on track……

Q. after witnessing George Williams, a young 16 year old lad playing for the MK Dons, score in the 1st round proper. Have you ever spotted someone at an early age & tipped them to go on to greatness?

A. not really, i did spot 2 players at youth level and thought they would be great England players one day in Joe Cole & Jermaine Pennant but then again i thought 2 other players had no chance because one was too small & the other had very thin legs and they were Jermain Defoe & Peter Crouch.

Q. staying with England, what was your first England game at Wembley?

A. England v Mexico in the 66 World Cup with Dad, we also went to the Argentina game but couldn’t get tickets for the final & had to watch it on TV. No one expected England to actually win it that year & i still can’t believe it sometimes even now!

There was a little battered old book on the table in front of us & when we asked “apart from us wanting to do this interview with you, what’s the most unusual thing you’ve been asked?” he pointed to the little book and told us that Pan Books had approached him before the 100th final in 81, they were doing lots of different things at the time and wanted to publish a book about the FA Cup with it being the centenary. He went on to tell us that it had only taken him 2 weeks to write this facts & figures account of the history of the cup but as he had done it on ‘works time’ & therefore had to split the royalties with the FA, but still netted himself £1,200 which was pretty good back in 1980!

Q. what’s the most distance you’ve covered to watch a cup game, and was it worth it?

A. i can’t remember the year but i was still studying & Palace had been drawn away to Plymouth in the 2nd round, the train journey seemed to last forever but it looked like it was going to be worth the effort when David Swindlehurst scored the opener, however Plymouth scored twice & in the last minute at 2-1 down Palace won a penalty, Terry Venables stepped up to take it but it was saved by Jim Furnell and that made the train ride home seem even longer!

Q. we decided to follow the FA Cup this season by letting the cup itself dictate our path to the final, have you ever done something similar?

A. i’ve never followed the cup itself the same as you are doing but i did decide one year that i would go to a game in every round of all 3 competitions, the cup, trophy & vase. I needed a couple of replays to make it possible when the fixtures clashed but i managed to do it & that included all 3 finals of course.

Q. other than a final what was the best FA cup game you have been to?

A. this will have to be back when i was very young in my palace days. I had written to the club for tickets & had to include postal orders for the upcoming home game with the mighty Nottingham Forrest in 1965. I remember showing everyone at school the tickets when they arrived like i was the cat with the cream. Palace were massive underdogs on the day with no chance of beating a very in-form Forrest but every player on the team stepped up that day and we won handsomely in the end 3-1, one of those perfect team performances you only see once every blue moon.

Q. on our travels this season we visited Sheffield FC the oldest club in the world founded in 1857, do you agree & have you ever been?

A. yes we here at Wembley support their 1857 status & i used to have a diary as a schoolboy that stated they were the oldest club and i used to wonder who they played? If they were the oldest then they must have also been the only club at some point, i found out years later that they used to play between themselves, married men v bachelors or names beginning with A –L against M – Z. But even though i’ve been to both Sheffield United & Wednesday, i’ve never actually been to Sheffield FC’s ground.

The next question we asked ended up being our last, we didn’t intend it to be as it was just a short & straight forward question but the answer had me & the big fella sat there open-mouthed and just in total ore of this man sat before us as he answered.

Q. how did you get a job with the FA?

A. well it was more luck than anything, i had finished my ‘A’ levels & knew i wanted a job in football, namely journalism within the game. Local newspapers wanted people like me to start at the bottom level covering weddings, dog shows etc. & i didn’t want to do anything like that so i wrote to the FA asking if they had any vacancies? I received a very quick response from the FA secretary, a chap called Dennis Follows. His letter told me there weren’t any vacancies at that time but would i like to come down to the FA for a chat?

So i went down to 22 Lancaster Gate, before the move to No. 16 obviously, & had a very pleasant meeting where i told him of my ambitions to work in football as a journalist & i had written to the FA because they must have more staff than ordinary football clubs. As it turned out we also had something very unusual in common, after finishing my ‘A’ levels i took time out to travel Europe to take in some continental football & after watching Kickers Offenbach play Borussia Dortmund in a German cup game, i had nowhere to stay after the game and ended up sleeping at Frankfurt railway station & Mr. Follows told me that he had also once spent the night at the same railway station a couple of years before when he was over there watching football. 2 weeks after our meeting someone left the International office at the FA to further his education & the job in Sir Alf Ramsey’s office was mine & i’ve been here at the FA ever since.

It was quite daunting at first and one of my duties was to have a cup of tea ready for Sir Alf as he arrived from his home in Ipswich every day & on days when the England team were training i would have to take footballs to the training ground & get them autographed for local hospitals to raffle off and i was a little too shy to ask the superstars of the day. Alan Mullery was a great help with this task as he would stop the training session & get the players to sign the balls for me.

One of the stand-out memories for me during this time was in 1972 when Sir Alf told me to come over to the Hendon Hall hotel in North London where he had the England team gathered. I was to bring a projector & the film of England’s game against West Germany from the 1970 world cup finals.

I was the projectionist that day with Gordon Banks to my left & Bobby Moore to my right, and I would run the film & stop it where Sir Alf told me to so he could discuss various tactics with the players & point out things he had spotted regarding the German team. A very interesting but nervous afternoon for me.

Our time with David had simply flown by and the only thing left to do now was to present him with his own cup! I had a coffee mug printed with our 1 Leg On The Cup.com logo & presented it to him and said “for a guy who loves cup football i would like to present you with your own cup!” i still don’t know if he was pleased or not but he accepted it and we left him to get back to his books.

We still can’t decide on anorak or Jedi but after the best 90 minutes i’ve spent at Wembley without seeing a ball kicked, we would defiantly say ‘Legend!’ we could of talked to him all day if the clock would of let us, every game, ground or goal he has seen is still fresh in his mind & he can recall it almost instantly without the internet or any book. Hopefully he will write his memoirs one day because i would be first in line & if i ever find myself on that TV show, he’s without doubt my ‘phone a friend’ :-)

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Step 15… Tottenham Hotspur v Chelsea.

A monster semi final weekend ahead means a really early start for me & the big fella as we head off once again to that London for the penultimate game on our road to Wembley. Hotel & trains booked a couple of weeks ago in anticipation of a couple of my ‘connected’ people being able to sort tickets out for both games for us…… mmmmm… i may have jumped too soon there!

“WTF do you mean i’m picking you up at 4.45 in the morning!?!?” the big fella asks me on Friday night. I did tell him this some time back but he either chose not to register this information or just didn’t believe me :-)

still he managed it and for 5.05am along with lots of red & blue scousers a very grumpy Rhino was with me at Piccadilly ready for the off. I suppose we did have a little time to spare as the train wasn’t leaving until 5.25 but none of the coffee shops were open at the station at this time of the day & that just added even more frown lines to the big fella’s brow!

We’re off! 5.25 on the dot, no singing or anything from me on the train, even though i was quite giddy, as you might expect it’s unadvisable to upset an angry Rhino! Just let him sleep lol. so with the big fella snoozing away & pinning me into the corner i got chatting with a young girl opposite me & she took the photo for me :-) no doubt he will get me back for this at some point over the weekend. She was a very nice girl & was filling out the application form on her laptop for a visa to go working in New York, i told her everything would be fine so long as she didn’t have a criminal record “you don’t have a record do you?” “just a caution” she replied “i battered a girl that slept with my boyfriend!” …. oops! Ipod & headphones time for me, catch up on a few podcasts.

The big fella wakes up in a much better mood on our arrival at Euston & after a coffee at our usual stop at the station we go in search of our hotel, even though it’s just after 8 o’clock and we can’t check in until after 2pm we want to leave our bags there as we’re still hoping to get a phone call or email from someone to say “the tickets are waiting for you at Wembley”

After a 15 minute walk down Euston Rd. we come across Belgrove St & the Hotel California… que the Eagles! lol lol but no! What’s this? the Rhino has turned into a hotel inspector! I look round to find the big fella scrutinising the railings outside our flop for the night and it put me right off singing the smash hit from years ago!

Once i had stopped laughing we went inside to ask if we could leave our bags ar reception & check in later on in the evening, the girl on reception was fantastic & she told us if we waited in the lounge area she would find out if we could swap to an empty room & check in straight away. Sat in the hotel lounge we have one more check of the phone & email for ticket news while we are waiting for the room key and still nothing! But on a lighter note the receptionist came over and told us we had been upgraded to a bigger room with no extra charge!….. nice!

ok, many of you have asked how i managed to get tickets for the semi & up until now i have remained tight-lipped! I was still fairly confident in the PR people coming up with tickets for Sunday but if they could get us Saturday tickets as well that would be a great bonus after all it’s these people who we are getting the tickets for the final from, so if they can’t get semi tickets… who can???

I have been trying to get an interview at Wembley with a guy called David Barber for quite a few weeks now & i finally got to speak to him in the week leading up to the semis, David has seen over 400 FA Cup games in his lifetime dating back to his first one at Crystal Palace in 1960! So after various conversations with lots of different people at Wembley i got a phone call from a guy called Jon telling me that our quest to follow the cup had been brought to his attention and had i been able to obtain tickets for the semi yet? I told him i hadn’t as yet but was confident in the PR people coming through for me, “well just in case they can’t sort it out for you can i offer you 2 tickets for a semi final of your choice compliments of the FA?………. hello, are you still there?” not for the first time on this fantastic journey i was speechless & blubbering like my 12 year old step daughter when 1 Direction are on TV! “er… yea…i mean, really? Honestly?…. HELL YEAH!!!” 

I was completely bowled over with this phone call & not only did he offer me a choice of games he also put us on the halfway line in the Chelsea side, as we were technically there with the blues but isle seats as well, sure enough the postie turned up the day after with the tickets & a note from the guy saying “Tony, have a great day on us! Regards, Jon”

But on the 23rd April, St. Georges Day, me & the big fella will be Wembley bound once again for an interview with David Barber – the ultimate Jedi Master Cup Football Anorak! How cool is that!? i will be doing a special blog of the interview and the list of questions we want to ask is growing by the minute. Same day we’re off to Putney in the evening to rip up the Chelsea Podcast with Chidge & the boys! Let’s hope it hasn’t wilted & gone all droopy by then…………… the red rose i’ll be wearing i mean :-)

Cracking on, it turned out we were closer to Kings Cross tube station than Euston so we go underground for the first time today & decided to head to Wembley and soak up some of the atmosphere with the scousers. This was always going to be the plan if ever we couldn’t get tickets for a game on the journey & technically our game wasn’t until 6 o’clock tomorrow!

We were a little hesitant about this at first as it’s pretty well known that scousers & manc’s don’t really get on with each other when it comes to football but everyone was in fine spirits and if anything it was that London that was the main problem. The circle line was shut that had a knock-on effect with other services & the police had decided to segregate the pubs with ‘Liverpool only’ & ‘Everton Only’ signs in the windows of the pubs surrounding Wembley! All these people had travelled down the road & rail networks together and on the anniversary weekend of Hillsborough did they honestly think there would be trouble?

We went into Thirsty Eddies, an Irish-looking pub because it had the ‘Everton’ sign in the window & we were wearing blue coats! It was as good a reason as any plus other than on twitter, i only know one Everton fan, Martin Heywood, a poker mate of mine back home :-)

The blues were fantastic! What a top bunch of blokes and after about 30 of them had sang “you can shove your Wayne Rooney up your arse” at us, we had a good few beers with them lol lol. As the reds walked past the chants came from the blues, but they gave as good as they got and it was all just great banter, the sort of atmosphere where a cynical old fart like me would say “why can’t all football be like this”

The Rhino’s new detective look was going down quite well too! A couple of blues were more than happy to pose with one of the world’s greatest sleuths & the big fella informed the lads he would be at Bootle FC before too long on a pie inspection!

The Police once again played their part in spoiling the day as we were informed that all pubs in the area would close & be emptied at 11.30 then re-open at 12.45 (15 mins after kick off) i really don’t understand why this was necessary but who am i to judge? we left it until about 12.15 before we walked down to the stadium & the streets were almost empty by now apart from the odd ticket-tout who had now ‘dropped’ his prices to a mere £200 each! Er…. no thanks.

Wandering down an almost eerie Wembley way gave us a great opportunity to recky our exit from the stadium tomorrow, we have to be back at Euston for the 9.51 train that we booked well before the FA changed this game to kick off at 6 o’clock!

We’re told by the staff at the over ground station at Wembley that there will be extra trains that hold 500 people departing every 15 minutes to Marylebone & it’s only a 10 minute, one stop journey so we hop on the next train to check it out. The £7.70 travel tickets are valid on this service and before too long we’re looking for a pub in Marylebone with a TV to watch the game.

It took us another 10 minutes or so to find a pub & when we did it didn’t have a TV! But there was a bookie’s over the road so it was time to get a couple of beers & pick horses for the National later on. This involved more detective work from the big fella with tips & hot picks coming in by tweet & text as well as a lot of form studying from the free paper. “ok, i’ve made my mind up…. Treacle, £10 on the nose!” and with that statement a £10 lands on the table in front of me and off i go over the road to place the bet.

Having not watched any of the scouse semi we walked back to the station to get the tube back towards Euston, “Andy Carroll was a good price at the bookies” i said as we set off, the big fella chuckled & said “depends who’s riding him & if he gets jostled at the start!”

We worked out that it would take just over an hour to get from Wembley to Euston on the route we had just taken & that was with a stop off at the flop to pick up the bags, so if our game goes to extra time & penalties we would be knackered!

We were in the Royal George outside Euston by now & the reds had won 2-1, we had tried to meet up with Dave, (a fellow blogger who was on his own cup run from the extra prelim’s) earlier on in the day at Thirsty Eddies but the police had put a stop to that shutting the pubs but he made it to the George for this ‘hands across the country’ moment when 1 Leg On The Cup met 3 Men & A Trophy! I still don’t know how he managed it but he got tickets for his game and we wasn’t really supposed to meet until the final if you follow both of our routes.

I didn’t even hear Treacle get mentioned in the National but the George was packed by the end of the race & we joined in with the confetti style throwing of unwanted betting slips into the air! Happy reds & sad blues were all over the place without even a hint at any sort of trouble, but i was flagging fast by now & when the big fella suggested we should get a carry-out and go back to the flop to watch the boxing i couldn’t agree quickly enough :-)

I managed to stay awake just long enough to see Tyson Fury win although i was somewhat confused by the fact he seemed to be fighting left handed? I did ask the Rhino a couple of times about this but the only answer i seemed to be getting was him thrusting a phone at me saying ”what’s that?” as he had about 10 different games of ‘draw something’ going at once on his mobile! He did however have the time to take the photo of me as i finally burnt out, i knew he would get revenge from the train earlier that morning!

Sunday! & i’m up in time for the Grand Prix on the 32” TV at the foot of my bed, and after a quick scout round the room, the big fella has “done me a favour” by drinking ALL the beer left over from the night before! “it’s less for you to carry later on” is the actual words he used, what a nice, thoughtful chap ;-)

Breakfast was spot on at the hotel as once again my faith in the almighty is restored with his most wonderful of creations…… Bacon! A buffet style breakfast where you can serve yourself as many times as you want & after my 3rd trip i was finally full. I was contemplating knicking some marmalade from the table as we were off to Paddington later & i might meet a certain little bear from my childhood? A very stern looking Rhino looks at me…. “going to be one of those days with you is it?”

Showered, teeth brushed & half a pint of mouth wash we’re off out into that London again. The plan for today is to meet up with Chidge & the Chelsea podcast guys in the Victoria pub, Paddington but the Rhino has talked me out of the marmalade idea with the promise of a magic trick at the first McDonald’s we come across! mmmm, not the best trick i’ve ever seen sending me to the counter with 1 sticker short to get 2 free coffees even though it worked. Although the big fella did give out relationship advice while we were in there, after over-hearing a conversation between 2 girls & one of them complaining about her boyfriend not treating her well, as we were leaving he stopped & said “look darlin’, just ditch him – Love is like a fart, if you have to force it then it’s Shit!” lol lol lol just brilliant! The guy should have his own TV show lol lol.

The Vic was easy to find & we were there nice and early which isn’t great when it’s £3.90 a pint but there was a good crowd building up and everyone was nervous about the game & no one wanted to predict a score. There was even talk about the Champions League semi being more important & people would rather take a win over Barca’ than Spurs if they had to choose!? All we wanted was for it to be all done in 90 minutes! With a Chelsea win of course ;-)

Chidge finally turned up about half 2 and told everyone that a Chelsea win was a definite because i was there & i’m their latest & newest good luck charm! “me, really? A bloke with a leg missing is your good luck charm?” “yeah good point…. don’t worry everyone, the Rhino is here, he’s our latest & newest good luck charm!”

Leaving the Chelsea boys in the Vic, we head off a little earlier that them for Wembley & this time we have tickets for the game! Same deal as yesterday, off the tube at Wembley Central and the main difference between today & yesterday is the amount of police. Yesterday they were all over the place & today there’s not even half of the amount of our high-vis friends?

Surely today was more of a threat for crowd trouble? Chelsea & Spurs are supposedly bitter rivals and we had heard the word ‘hatred’ used on more than one occasion by both sets of fans over the last couple of days, still i’m sure the police know what they’re doing, it’s not like they’re going to leave themselves open to ridicule in any way is it?

We walk up Wembley way & the last time i did this was 20 years ago in 1992 to watch Man. U beat Forrest 1-0 in the Rumbelows League Cup final.! God i’m old! lol lol i’ve been to Wembley 3 times in my lifetime, the 1981 cup final replay when Ricky Villa had me going back to Manchester on a very quiet train and my first time when Alan Sunderland had the same effect on the train back with the reds.

“well it’s changed a bit since 92” i tell the big fella as we walk around to find entrance ‘B’ “in fact, it’s changed a lot! What’s happened to the twin towers?” not wanting to get involved the Rhino muttered something about euthanasia and headed for the gate. “i wonder if they’ve kept anything from the old Wembley?” i’m still going on with myself  ”a turnstile ,a clock, a staircase or the smell of piss?”

Well what can i say…. Wembley is magnificent! It’s really impressive & so are the seats we’ve been given, a perfect view of the pitch with a sea of white shirts, scarves & banners to our left & the blues to our right. We were pretty much right on the segregation on the halfway line opposite the prawn sandwich brigade seats where we’ll be for the final.

A fantastic atmosphere with over 80,000 people buzzing about the place it really was breath taking for me. Pockets of people getting songs going & of course the mad ‘hello mum’ type banners were popping up all over :-) the formalities are over, the teams are ready and at 6 o’clock me & the big fella do our ritual of wetting one finger for a mythical ‘strike one’ in the air meaning we can cross “Step 15” off the list…… and we’re off!

A nice evenly contested first half with the stand out moments for me being; how easy is it to spot Assou Ekotto these days? – seriously, how quick is Gareth Bale? and have Tottenham really only got one song? This seemed to be Chelsea’s chant back at the Spurs when they had finished singing their slow rendition of ‘oh when the spurs go marching in’. Now i’m a lover of songs from the terraces but mainly the amusing ones where something or someone is instructed to be shoved up someone else’s arse! But i have to admit that when around 40,000 people sing this Spurs anthem & they are all on their feet with arms spread wide it is impressive.

With the first half coming to an end the Rhino is more than a little concerned about his pie report, there was some sort of mix-up or miss understanding as we arrived at Wembley that resulted in him possibly being evicted! In true friend fashion i fled the scene leaving him to deal with whatever the problem was ;-)

“are you coming with me this time shit bag?” the big fella asks me as he stands up… “hang on a minute” BOOOOM! Drogba smashes in the opener on 43 minutes away to our left & we quickly move in for a pie as everyone else runs for the TV screens! The big fella did get his hands on a Wembley pie & it is reviewed as ever on our pie-ometer page (here)

The second half is only a few minutes old when the ‘did it / didn’t it’ moment came as Juan Mata peeled off in celebration after scoring the 2nd for Chelsea? We had absolutely no idea if it was a goal or not, in fact we thought a penalty had been given when we seen John Terry on the floor with his arms spread like he was appealing to the ref. A moment or 2 later the blue side of the stadium erupted & the scoreboard changed to 0-2.

A more relaxed mood now with the Chelsea fans sat with us, but this  soon disappeared on 56 minutes when Adebayor went one-on-one with Cech & looked certain to score! The striker & keeper both ended up in a heap in the penalty area but the ultra-quick Bale was on hand to slot the ball home in front of the Spurs fans! If only he wouldn’t do that stupid love heart goal celebration after scoring! 1-2.

The next 20 minutes seen Chelsea turning the screw & gaining the upper hand, Mata sends in the perfect pass for Ramires, who had slipped Assou Ekotto & was now goal side of the defender & took his chance to put Chelsea further in front with a little dink over Cudicini. 1-3.

With just 10 minutes left , me & the big fella are fairly confident this will be done & dusted within normal time giving us at least a fair chance of catching the 9.51 out of Euston. Step up & take a bow Mr. Frank Lampard! WOW! It’s the only word i can think of & if you’re not sure what i’m on about then go & check it out on the ITV i-Player! 1-4.

However, this was cause for concern for us. On the one hand this will definitely be all over in 90 mins but on the other hand the Spurs fans are now flocking out of the stadium in droves! “i can’t really see anyone heading North can you?” the Rhino asks me as more & more empty seats become visible to our left.

84 minutes on the clock & 85,000 people that will ALL be heading for that London as soon as the ref blows for time! “stick or twist 1 leg?” and by the time he had finished asking the question we were sadly looking for the nearest exit. we hate leaving before time at any game but this was worse as it was the biggest game yet but we just couldn’t risk it…. DAM!

I just had time to buy one of them half & half scarves from the stall outside as we headed for the over ground station. The temporary barriers were in place zig-zagging us to the station entrance and by the time we had to stop we reckoned there was maybe 500 people in front of us.

Everyone in the que was a spurs fan, a very sombre & quiet gathering all with that ‘i just can’t believe it’ look on their face, this was no time for me & the big fella to crack jokes or even be happy yet inside i was still buzzing from the fantastic football experience Wembley had just given me. A big cheer went up from the stadium in the distance & i, along with everyone else thought that was the final whistle until various phones started beeping with the news of Malouda’s injury time 5th goal filtered through! This news didn’t go down very well at all, and we now blended in as we also looked disappointed, we were, because we had missed a goal! although nobody knew that ;-)

I’ve said it before but the Rhino IS a logistical genius! I’m still not sure how it happened but at 8.05 we were stood with hundreds of people in front of us & we still had a bit of a journey to do. We got the 2nd train out of Wembley, a tube to somewhere, up some steps, down an escalator to another tube before we popped up at Kings Cross with the hotel in sight!

I just use the big fella like a blocker in American football in situations like this or a tiny child holding on to Mummy’s coat belt & just try and keep up! With our bags now in-hand we were back on the tube for the one stop journey & sat in the station bar with a beer for 9.15! Brilliant!

So after all the perfect planning to get back to Euston on time it turns out the train was delayed by 15 minutes! In fact it wasn’t even there; we had to wait for a service coming in from Piccadilly & for it to be ‘prepared’ before we could depart.

Once we finally boarded the train we found our reserved seats, we had 2 isle seats opposite each other on a table of 4, the 2 window seats were already taken by a young couple & when i looked back at the big fella saying “we’re in these 2” the young girl looked at me and with a smart look on her face said “well this is going to be a bit of a squeeze if YOU’RE sitting here!” laughing quite loudly because she hadn’t seen the Rhino yet i said “don’t worry love, i’ll sit here my mate can sit next to you”  the look on her face was priceless when the big fella came into view saying “come on darlin’, budge up don’t be shy” lol lol lol stuck up cow!

Once again though, the Rhino had a cunning plan! We took our new seats in the first class carriage & when the guard came to collect the £30 weekend up-grade charge the Rhino re-negotiated the price to £10 because the train was late & a mess! Told you… the guy is a logistical genius :-)

The driver made up the time & we were back in Manchester for just after 1 in the morning where my one & only offspring was there waiting for us bless him. On the way back we jotted down a few questions we want to throw at David Barber next week, if you was going to meet a bloke with such a vast knowledge & experience of FA Cup football, what would you ask him? I’m going to turn the interview into a blog & post it next week sometime if all goes well…. i’m quite looking forward to it :-)

       ONLY ONE MORE GAME LEFT NOW!  Epic Journey!                                                                                    

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Pie-Filler.. 12. Maine Road FC v Bootle FC

Ooh it’s been a while since we did a pie filler! Well i spotted this one after the result came in from Bootle on the North West Counties Football League website on March 10th Bootle FC had played Maine Road FC in the League Challenge Cup quarter final & it had finished 2-2 aet so the two sides had to do it all over again on Sat. 24th back at the home of the blues and this time there had to be a winner!

“the wheels on the bus go round & round… round & round” i’m singing my little heart out on the 168! Well until the Rhino smacks me round the back of the head to shut me up whilst apologising to everyone else on the bus that is! I’ve convinced the big fella that we should go to this game on the bus! We can get on the bus from the stop right outside our local the Sweaty Spaniard and it’s only 1 bus all the way to Chorlton & a 5 minute walk to the ground… easy, plus we can have a few beers while we’re at the game because the weather is so nice :-)  “the babies on the bus go whar whar whar” SMACK! “i’m not telling you again!”

Public transport is shite! #Fact. The 168 turned up 20 minutes late and on a route that weaves it’s way all over Manchester, getting to the ground was going to be tricky. Not knowing exactly what stop we needed to get off at & not knowing exactly where the ground was the big fella gets his phone out, Google’s the post code & puts the sat-nav on. All together we was on the bus for 50 minutes! I lost count of how many times the sat-nav “re-routed” our journey & i was waiting for the inevitable “do a U turn when it is possible” command but for some reason it never came.

We got off 2 stops too soon as it turned out so the 5 minute walk turned into 20 so when we finally arrived at Brantingham Rd. the game was already 10 minutes old! the Rhino was not a happy chappie :-(

Still, it was a lovely sunny day and we headed for the half way line after confirming there hadn’t been any score, i had told Burkey (who comes to non league games with us now & again) of our plans for this game & asked him if he wanted to tag along? I have to admit his response had me in stitches…. “no i can’t this Saturday 1 leg, i’m off to Hyde… who they playing..Bootle? ooh no, i don’t like Bootle fans… they’re both T**TS!”

Burkey was right! we stood alongside an old-ish bloke called Frank who had the sort of scouse accent people put on when they’re doing the “alright, alright – calm down, calm down” impression! He just wouldn’t shut up, he appealed for everything that looked remotely like a foul or screamed at the Bootle defence to “GET BACKKKKKKK” why do scousers pronounce the letter ‘K’ like they have something stuck in the back of their throats? Or should i say stuckkkkkkk!

We could only stand it for about 5 minutes before we had to shuffle off down the touch line to dampen his ‘gear-grinding’ tones with distance!

Maine Rd. are, as you would expect, heavily influenced by Man. City, sky blue shirts, shorts & socks as well as blue & white paint everywhere you looked, but i was really surprised to find out the club had been going since 1955! Didn’t think it was that long ago but that still didn’t stop us singing the terrace anthem “Are You City in Disguise” i say ‘us’ and not for the first time today i find i’m singing on my own once again!

The pitch itself was very hard after the recent warm weather & the ball seemed to have a mind of its own when players were trying to run with it, needless to say there was a lot of dodgy tackles coming in from both sides & the game was a bit stop-start throughout.

It was a fairly even contest between the 2 teams & both sides were struggling to create chances on the difficult pitch, Bootle seemed to be just edging it from our point of view with Roads keeper Greg Hall pulling off a couple of good saves.

With half an hour gone Bootle got their breakthrough from a corner, i had my camera at the ready to capture centre half Sean Coulton rise above everyone in the box to power home his header. 0-1. No sign of heads dropping from the home side as Road seemed to move up a gear as the last 15 minutes ticked away & Mawdsley in the Bootle goal was defiantly the busier of the 2 keepers as the ref brought the first half to an end. HT 0-1.

Off we went for refreshment! With the sun beating down on our backs & bus tickets safely tucked away in our pockets all we needed now was a well stocked, reasonably priced bar! But of course football just isn’t football without pies so while i went in search of the cold stuff The Rhino found the tea hut for the snacks reviewed on our pie-ometer page (here)

The second half gets underway with Road picking up where they had left off at the end of the first pressuring the Merseysiders straight from the whistle. Josh Tinker was looking Road’s best threat, beating everyone down the right side linking up with Bentham & Kilheeney. Bootle were also getting forward whenever they could and the very impressive Greg Hall was pulling off some fantastic saves from Bootle hit men Jamie Hay & Ryan Wilkinson.

A swift move from Road was thwarted by a clear hand ball the ref didn’t see and the resulting Bootle counter attack ended with Dan O’Conner’s lob dropping inches over the bar. It was anyone’s guess at this point where the next goal was coming from but with 65 on the clock, Road’s centre half rock in defence, Neil Chappell headed clear a corner from the visitors that fell to the feet of Hay who took a couple of touches then smashed the ball into the bottom left corner of Hall’s net! 0-2.

So with 25 mins left in a cup tie you’re 2-0 down in, what do you do? Road bring on Matt Huntley & Rob Brocklehurst and sent the Stalwart Chappell from back to front in the search of goals…. cup football.! you just gotta’ love it! :-)

A turning point in the game? You bet! Chappell fired just over with his first attempt in his new position and 5 minutes later the big man was lurking with intent as Liam Beckford’s effort took a defection & fell kindly for him to squeeze the ball home off the post. 1-2……….  GAME ON!

Road’s subs were working well & with Chappell now making a 3 pronged attack an equaliser seemed more of a ‘when’ than an ‘if’. Flooding forward in true cup-tie fashion Bootle had to try and soak up wave after blue wave. With 10 minutes to go Road broke through! Huntley beat 3 in the middle then sent Brocklehurst down the flank, a delightful cross from him found Chappell once again perfectly placed, he headed firmly at goal but when mawdsley only parried he was sharp enough to poke home the rebound 2-2! As the clock ticked away, a very nervous-looking home side battled hard to keep possession on a pitch that just wouldn’t let them! A few frantic goal mouth struggles in time added on had me & the big fella watching through our fingers a couple of times but the ref blew and once again these 2 teams can’t be separated. FT 2-2.

Both sides looked knackered at the end of normal time & i think the hot weather had played it’s part on draining the players as well, we’re just not used to that sort of thing up North! :-)

Chances were few and far between in extra time although Bootle did seem a little encouraged by the fact that the ‘away goal’ rule was in play! We think the ref had just decided to make this up as no one in the crowd knew this & it was news to at least 2 of the Bootle team! There was a few frantic moments in both areas as the game came to an end but the ref blew his whistle and this tie would be decided with a penalty shoot-out!

Well i was all set to video the entire shoot-out but the batteries went in my camera meaning i only managed to get the first 2 (here) this also means i didn’t have all the info i needed to do a report on the shoot-out but this is how it was reported by someone over the phone for someone else to type into the forum :-

“They scored; Eddie scored; they hit the post; Chappie had his saved; Greg saved their next; Brocky scored; they scored; Matt H scored; they ballooned their 5th over the bar! lol lol lol lol lol. 3-2 to us! GET IN!!!” ……….. i think that says it all really, we will keep an eye on how Maine Rd. get on in the semi’s & if they get through to the final we’ll have to go and this time i’ll take extra batteries just in case ;-)

Back at the bus stop the big fella informs me that we’ve missed the last bus back to Droylsden and we now have to catch one into Manchester & change for a connecting service… oops!

Still it gave us a chance to call in at a city centre pub while waiting for the Droylsden bus, Mrs. Lovegash is behind the bar and wants a word with the Rhino! She’s not too happy about her photo being used in a previous blog on this site! So after apologising to her & promising we won’t put anymore pictures of her on here we head back out into the sunshine for the 216!

We’re back in Droylsden, home of the mighty Bloods! A rather uneventful bus ride this time with the only weirdo on it being me!

The Rhino had put the block on any singing i may of had planned with promise of him getting the first 2 or 3 drinks in before we got into a round. I couldn’t pass up an offer like that so i remained tight-lipped all the way back to the Sweaty Spaniard where the big fella did indeed get the drinks….. COFFEE! Avid followers of this nonsense will know we always promote sensible drinking ;-) but come on Rhino…. they’re not even full size cups! Oh well, bottoms up!

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Step 14… Chelsea v Leicester City.

Our train leaves at 8.20, which is a bit more civilised than previous ‘cheap’ train trips to that London, and how different travelling is when you can look out of the window and actually see things rather than the blackness you get at 6.30am.

i have a new bag for the trip! A manbag if you will, i told my girlfriend that i needed a bag to carry all the stuff i take with me on match days so she got me a Paul Frank bag, quite trendy she tells me so i asked the big fella what he thought of it, “what d’ya think?” after giving it the once over he tossed it back at me saying “you know what Tony, for an older guy you’re a bit of a dick sometimes”

Answered my question i suppose? So i asked this Oriental-looking bloke to take a picture of us with my new gift, the guy then went on to give me a 20 minute lesson on how to use my own camera properly! I’m still clueless but i thanked him for trying.

So after a few games of ‘eye-spy’ and a conversation about what seats are better on a train, window or aisle? At 11am-ish we were back outside our favourite coffee shop. After a caffeine intake we went into the bowels of that London to criss-cross our way to Fulham Broadway, we’re old hands at this now – change at Victoria, then Earls Court for the horrible bit where you’re packed like the proverbial sardines for the last 2 stops!

Out into the daylight & there’s already plenty of people around, we’re making our way to a pub called the Malt House to meet the Chelsea Podcast guys who we should of met at Birmingham, it was only 5 minutes away and we found it quite easily so at 12 o’clock we were having our first pint of the day at £3.90 a pint!

Free Wi-Fi, was the sign on the door as we entered, so to save the life on the phones i ask the barmaid for the code so we can watch a bit of Sky sports on the ipod, she wasn’t sure what it was so went to ask someone, the Malt House seems to have a lot of different nationalities working there and a couple of minutes later a young barman comes over to us who spoke with very broken English & i was whiteness to one of the best conversations EVER! Barman – “you want wifi code?” Rhino – “yeah, please mate” Barman – “buy a drink” Rhino – “just bought 2 pints & we’ve already had 2 before that” Barman – “yeah i know, but you want wifi? buy a drink” as the big fella was turning even more purple with this ‘Fawlty Towers – train wreck’ of a conversation i finally stopped laughing to tell him the password was ‘buyadrink’ the landlord of this place obviously has a sense of humour lol lol

To bring some normality back to the chaos, Chidge turned up! This is the guy who fronts the Chelsea Fancast, it’s got to be the longest weekly podcast out there lasting well over 2 hours each week. I download & listen to lots of different podcasts every week & as the big fella has said to me on more than one occasion “you’re a sad bastard, get a life!” but it’s just the same as listening to talk sport only without meerkats or Gavin from AutoGlass popping up every 5 minutes! The Chelsea fancast also has a great website too, but it goes without saying it’s totally biased towards the blues but well worth a look even if you’re not a blue (here)

After a few pints & a good bit of football story swapping we make our way down Fulham Rd. to the game, as we didn’t have anyone to take the photo of us with the Peter Osgood statue last time we were here we took full advantage of our new footy-friends this time.

After a bit of confusion, mainly because i had had 1 too many & a steward sent us to the wrong gate, we took our seats just as Mr. Probert was blowing his whistle to get Step 14 underway!

We had great seats for the game thanks to the very helpful staff on the phones at Chelsea, we was sat right on the edge of a packed out Matthew harding upper tier while away to our right the 6000 Leicester fans were in fine voice filling the famous Chelsea shed end.

A quite lively opening 10 minutes from both sides and our player of the round nomination,  Jermaine Beckford sent a shot just wide from outside the area. (for any late comers to the blog, if you Google-search ‘Budweiser player of the round’ you will find my claim to fame on the FA’s website :-) ) on 12 minutes Gary Cahill was on the end of Mata’s corner to give the home side the lead 1-0. Cahill lifts his shirt during his celebration to reveal a message for his ex team mate  Fabrice Muamba, the message read what EVERYONE was feeling at Stamford Bridge today.

City tried to respond when Souleymane Bamba had a shot blocked by Jose Bosingwa and the goal didn’t seem to be affecting the Leicester game plan. But just 5 minutes after the first goal Chelsea doubled their lead when some bloke called  Fernando Torres played the perfect pass for Kalou to slot into the bottom left hand corner past the young Schmeichel. 2-0

City still wouldn’t roll over & their fantastic following support never stopped cheering them on. Paul Gallagher’s shot went just wide & Beckford tested Cech again. The game unfolding in front of the 38,000 crowd was turning out to be a cracker! A real cup-tie of a game with Leicester now going for it like you should when you’re behind in a one-off knockout game but this Torres bloke was beginning to shine & he even did his bit defending when he blocked a shot from Gallagher. The first half came to an end & it had flown by, everyone was on their feet as the whistle blew applauding & cheering both teams as they left the field. HT 2-0.

The big fella shot off for a quick pint or 2 at the break while i stayed put to sober up rest. I got talking to a few of the home faithful sat with us & the guy next to me was telling me that i was sat in the seat he has a season ticket for, £890 it costs for the 19 league games so i told him i would look after it & if i had to fart i would stand up first!

The Rhino re-appeared with that ‘i’ve had at least a couple of beers’ look on his dial & he also had a hot dog! I was somewhat confused by his choice of half time snack, “why have you got that instead of a pie?, could you get any more sauce & mustard on it? and where’s mine???” after swallowing his current mouthful he answered “i’ve already done the Chelsea pie review, condiments are free so i took full advantage & the people in front of you look like they don’t want you pukeing all over them!!!” but fear not avid pie readers! you will find this week’s pie review as ever on our pie-omiter page (here)

The second half starts with me desperately trying to remember what the guy on the train had told me about zooming in with my new camera, i spot my old mate Bob di Matteo on the far side of the pitch and give it a go… pretty cool eh? Wish i had this baby when the ex wife was at it years ago! Would of saved me a fortune in the divorce court! Anyway, on with the game. Malouda is on for Mata & has a pop at goal 5 minutes in but it was easily saved by Schmeichel.

More of the same we saw in the first half was coming from both sides with the home side just edging it for my money. Just past the hour and both sides make changes, Jeffery Schlupp comes on for Leicester replacing Sean St. Ledger & the home side send on Michael Essien for Kalou. But 5 minutes or so later, it happened! One of those ‘where were you’ moments people ask you about when JFK was shot or the 9/11 tragedy.

So on the 18th of March 2012 at 3.11-54pm where were you when Torres scored? Because we were there! Yes, me & the big fella were at Stamford Bridge to whiteness this little piece of history being made! (yeah, yeah i know i’m a piss taking _ _ _ _ :-) ) i didn’t get my camera out for the actual goal (obviously didn’t think he was going to score) but i did get a bit of the celebrations afterwards (here) my camera hand is a bit shaky i’m afraid but it’s good enough. Apparently, on scoring this goal Torres lifted his shirt to reveal the message on his vest that read “Save the Chilean Miners” but i didn’t see it myself ;-)

Still Leicester won’t lie down! Nugent & Beckford playing their socks off in an attempt to get back on track, crowd favourite David Luiz comes on for the last 15 replacing the very impressive Ivanovic. Beckford finally gets his reward when he pounces onto the ball coming back off the post to steer it home 3-1. This goal brought a mighty cheer from the bloke sat behind me??? the guy then quickly realised what he had done & produced a betting slip with ‘Chelsea 3-1 Win’ printed on it to save his blushes & probably a few teeth lol lol. but i was soon to be showered with confetti made from his piece of William Hill paper when that man Torres was at it again with 5 minutes to go. 4-1.

“he scores when he wants…. he scores when he waaa-aaa-nts… FERNANDO TORRES… he scores when he wants!” i’ve got to say it, the Chelsea fans are great! They had me laughing at Birmingham with their ‘is there a fire drill’ song & before that at Loftus Rd. with various come-back songs when John Terry was getting a vocal bashing, how can that many people sing off the same hymn sheet without any warning?? Is it all planned on BlackBerry’s before each game just in case? Either way, just Brilliant!

Just a few minutes left in this fantastic game and we seen the goal of the day! i’m so pleased for the travelling fans as the score line was going to make it look like an easy win for Chelsea, when Ben Marshall hit an absolute screamer from outside the box into the top right hand corner that i doubt any keeper would have saved. In the words of someone else probably more annoying & defiantly more famous than me…. “take a bow son”

But as much as we admired Leicester’s spirit & commitment on the field as well as their travelling army in the shed, the day has to belong to Fernando Torres. Yes, you could say “it was only against a championship side” but Leicester turned up to play, and they played well! Torres was immense all afternoon & in time added on instead of smashing the ball home for a hat-trick he must be craving for to silence the critics, he had the noodle to square it for team mate Meireles to knock in the final goal of the game. FT 5-2.

The guy sat next to me tells me i’m Torres’ good luck charm & insists we come back for the Benfica game & sit in the same seats to watch the now-in-form Spaniard bag a hat trick! lol lol. in what way can a 1 legged bloke be a good luck charm???? lol lol

We make our way out of the ground & head for the Hand & Flower, we had been given directions for the place before the game that i had of course totally forgotten by now, but the big fella was there to guide the way. Surrounded by happy Chelsea fans we come across a large group of Leicester fans still singing & chanting as they had been all day! fair play to them as they shook hands with the Chelsea fans wishing them good luck for the semis, a true credit to their club, what a shame it can’t always be like that.

We arrive at the pub and the Liverpool game is only a few minutes old – NICE! Chidge & Steve have arrived before us and insist on getting the beer in… again! i’m going to need an extension on my overdraught when we meet at Wembley the amount of beer i’m going to have to buy back!

Over the next couple of hours i consume far too much & give up on trying to work my snazzy new camera. The Liverpool game is 1-1 and everyone is in high spirits with the result from Wednesday plus today prompting the sound of “ello – ello – Chelsea are back” to come from the beer garden.

Returning from one of my many trips to the gents, i look up at the screen to see Stewart Downing score what turned out to be the winner against Stoke, “everyone’s at it today” the big fella tells me “even Johnny Evans has scored at Wolves for United!” i look back to the TV and there’s a close up of  Andy Carroll, knowing what i’m thinking the Rhino laughs down my ear…. “behave Tony, that would be asking too much!” 

With the game now over there’s a hush in the pub as everyone’s eyes are on the famous Wembley ball-bag! In they go & a few seconds later the Hand & Flower erupts when Spurs are potentially drawn against the blues!

A nice tasty derby is possibly our next game with the Chel’s but i would be just as happy to see Bolton get through even though my ground-hopping young blogger pal @JoeBillGibbo has demanded beer off me if this happens! No problem fella….. oh, wait a minute… are you old enough????

Our train back to Manc-Land is at 9.40 & the Rhino is pretty anxious to get a little closer to Euston knowing we have to get 3 tube trains to get us there & i’m a bit ‘wobberly’ i take a quick shot of the big fella with a guy called Kev & i’ve seen that look on the Rhino’s face before….. do as i’m told or i’ll be in trouble!

Not sure how but we’re back at Euston! Knowing my beer monster chum has looked after me for most of the day i decide to treat him & sneak off to the M&S express to get him a few cans for the journey home. i get to the counter with a couple of 4 packs & a bit of food, the cashier lady then tells me that security have been over & told her NOT to sell me any beer! Thinking this is the case for everyone i ask the security guard on the way out what the problem was. “it’s not everyone mate, just you! I think you’ve had enough” outraged by this i asked “why can’t you serve me? do i need I.D.? i’m 47!” “i think that’s how many you’ve had… on yer way”

I returned to the station bar with the big fella none the wiser about my run in with security & i left it till Monday before i told him over the phone because i knew he would rib me big style over it lol lol!

I woke up as we pulled into Piccadilly around 1am and my one & only offspring Kev2Legs was on his way to pick us up, bless him. A great day had come to an end with me nursing a mild head ache & the big fella itching to get home where he had a full fridge waiting! A big thanks to all the Chelsea fans we met on the day for making a couple of Manc’s feel so welcome & a big shout to the Leicester fans who added to the day embracing the true spirit of the FA Cup.

So what next for a couple of cup-hungry idiots… Wembley for the semis? Back to the Bridge for the visit of Benfica? No, we’re off to Chorlton-cum-Hardy on Saturday 24th for the North West Counties Football League Division 1 QF Replay between Maine Road FC & Bootle FC of course! It finished 2-2 aet when the sides met in Bootle 2 weeks ago so there has to be a winner on the day even if it’s 0-0 at full time!

I’ve convinced the Rhino to use public transport for the game as it’s just 1 bus from outside our local, (The Sweaty Spaniard) to the ground & it’s only £3.70 for an all day bus ticket! Cheap as Chips or more money for beer is another way to look at it :-)

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As i’m sure you all know by now this FA Cup weekend has been over-shadowed by the awful news from the Spurs v Bolton game on Saturday, as i post this blog on Tuesday 20th at aprox 4pm, the news is warming & encouraging as Fabrice Muamba is responding to treatment as well as being able to answer a few questions.

Myself & John hope you go on to make a full recovery as soon as possible and we would also like to congratulate all the people involved in helping Fabrice on Saturday night. The football family came together as one on hearing the news & has it’s been said already, even if you’re not religious…. Pray 4 Muamba! God Bless x

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Step 13… Birmingham City v Chelsea.

Replay day! and i’ve got everything sorted so we’re good to go! Birmingham City have very kindly offered us comp. tickets with access to the press lounge after the game but only if there’s enough room as the worlds Real media will be there just in case it’s AVB’s last game! Well they jumped a bit too soon for that so we were confident of getting in for the post match interviews. We’re booked in at the Travelodge close to the Bullring just in case it’s a late one with extra time & penalties and that means we won’t have too far to go to find a beer or 2.

Back on the tarmac for this trip & we set off from Manchester about 3 o’clock for the 2 hour journey. The only problem with staying at Travelodge hotels is they’re a bit basic & i need about 4 or 5 cups of coffee to get me going in a morning so the first port of call is a shop for a jar of the good stuff & milk, but being colour blind i bought the wrong milk!

A fairly uneventful trip apart from a quite heated debate about pies! Is a Shepherd’s pie an actual pie? There’s no pastry anywhere, it’s just meat in a dish with a mash potato top so i’m saying it isn’t & i’m writing this so i’m right! lol lol.

We headed for the Highwood Inn in Solihull to meet Dave the landlord we had met at Chelsea, the sat-nav was once again having me at it & the big fella insisted it was my fault that we missed the junction putting another 25 minutes on the journey! “i should of hit your snooze button when you bought the wrong milk!” he told me as he moved the sat-nav, that was now working perfectly, out of my reach! And we walked into the Highland around 5.40!

We couldn’t stay long as we had to get over to the Bullring & book into the flop then get over to St. Andrews before half 7 and Dave told us that the local traffic would be bad when Birmingham were at home, so just a couple of quick pints and a dodgy photo & we were back in the car. Once we had found the hotel & dropped the car we then had to find a cab to get us over to the ground & time was running out! We had hoped to meet a few Chelsea fans we had picked up on twitter since the game at the Bridge but they were already on their way to the ground so we went straight to the press gate.

No room at the inn! We were told by Rachel, who had sorted things out for us over the past couple of weeks, once AVB had been sacked even more press wanted to be at this game for a chat with Bob di Matteo! But she did sort tickets out for us with a great view of the game & next to the travelling fans so we would get the full effect of the atmosphere, we were even under one of those giant shirts that seem to float across the people at stadiums when you see them on TV! I just had time to whip my camera out before it covered me.

City in their blue home kit & Chelsea all in white for this one and there has to be a winner on the night. I’m not going to bore you with a full-on match report as i’m sure you will have seen it on TV and to be honest it’s far from the best game we’ve seen on tour this season! The first half seen Birmingham start brightly but with no end product where as Chelsea seemed fully in control when they had the ball but without ideas or imagination as to what to do with it, me & the big fella were already wanting a penalty shootout! The fans on the other hand were great, it’s amazing how the same tunes are used up & down the country with just different words added but it was strange that a game between Birmingham & Chelsea seen the home fans singing about shitting on the Villa and the away support singing ‘stand up if you hate Tottenham’ lol.

Half time 0-0. & it couldn’t come quick enough! The Rhino went off to get the half time fayre reviewed in our pie-ometer section (here) and Birmingham, gawd bless em, have got somewhere you can go for a smoke! so fully refreshed i ask the big fella if he thinks the game would get better in the 2nd half? “no idea” he tells me, “i’ve been  watchin Arsenal on my phone for the last hour, they’re 3-0 up!”

We’re off again, the second half gets underway with no changes from either side, Chelsea looking a little better in the opening 5 minutes creating a couple of half chances and on 55 mins take the lead when Juan Mata slotted the ball home after a blocked shot from Kalou fell kindly for the Spaniard inside the box. 5 minutes later Chelsea doubled their lead when Meireles smashed the ball home from just outside the area. 0-2. City’s heads dropped a little after the 2nd goal and when Torres was brought down in the box the home fans feared the worse. Chelsea fans chanted Torres’ name wanting the out of luck striker to take the spot kick & ironically the Brummies were chanting for him to take it as well lol lol although the inevitable “what a waste of money” quickly followed.

Juan Mata stepped up to take the spot kick, Colin Doyle had saved an effort from Mata back at the Bridge so this time the Spaniard opted for the opposite side, Doyle once again thwarted the Chelsea man & once again a got a little video of it (here) the Chelsea fans remained, as they had been all night, in full voice and as well as songs about not wanting Rafa Benítez as their next manager & the return of Mourinho being a better option, they got their own back on the Brummie fans with what we thought was the best song of the night, with the clock running down the Brummies were heading for the exits in their droves to the sound of Is there a fire drill? lol Brilliant! Birmingham did seem a bit inspired by the Pen save but the Chelsea defence stayed strong and stopped any chance of a comeback. FT 0-2.

We walked, yes walked! For about 20 minutes after coming out of the ground in search of a pub called the Adam & Eve, people were pointing us in the general direction and we just followed the crowds. We come across a pub called the Clements Arms and decided to give up walking & go for a beer! Not as easy as we thought though as non of the pumps on the bar we’re working, it was cans only and a pint can of Carling was £2 so not too bad i suppose? Lots of City memorabilia plastered all over the place reminding fans of good times in the past including the recent Carling cup win over Arsenal who tonight, had narrowly missed out in the champions league after not improving on their 3-0 half time lead.

After letting the crowds die down we hopped a cab into town to finish the night off in a pub closer to the hotel & of course the compulsory Kebab that i usually fall asleep eating & wake up with part of it stuck to my face! A fairly uneventful end to the night in the Theatre Bar in Birmingham’s city centre as the place was full of a touring Welsh opera crew all speaking in some sort of alien language but then again this just capped off probably the most boring trip of our Wembley journey so far!

So with our train & match tickets already booked for the Bridge on Mother’s Day, we’ll be in that London all day & we’re meeting up with a few of the boys from the Chelsea Fancast, probably the longest weekly podcast there is but if you’re Chelsea through & through then this is the site for you (here) so hopefully we’ll have a good day out with these guys and i’ll have lots of nonsense to blog about next time!

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Step 12… Chelsea v Birmingham City.

Well it’s been a while since my last post but it’s not for the lack of trying! Saturday 4th we headed off to watch Newport County & even though we were fairly sure the game would be called off we had a couple of back-up games to go to if Mother Nature decided to thwart us. The problem was we didn’t have any sort of back-up for her to wipe out most of the country’s lower & non league fixture list and we ended up in a place called Rhayader in mid Wales where ALL the locals seemed intent on cheering Scotland on in the 6 nations egg chasing rather than watching Man. City on a free view ESPN!

We took no chances the week after as the weather looked certain to punish us again and watched the Man. United v Liverpool game, thanks to Gary for sorting tickets out for us, i did mean to shake your hand before the game but i decided not to at the last minute so i’ll take this opportunity to publicly apologise for not shaking it…. i’ve let myself, my family & bloggers everywhere down…. i’m dead, dead sorry.

Saturday 18th & 5th round day. 5am my alarm went off… 5am! What’s that all about? our train was leaving Manchester at 6.10am and i have to hope the big fella got to bed at a reasonable hour last night, he did & for 5.45 we’re on the platform with bigger bags under our eyes than the ones we were carrying! But cheap tickets mean shite train times and loads of different tickets so after the big fella had sorted out all the outward tickets we set off on time at 6.10.

There wasn’t that many people on the train and I managed to stay awake for the whole journey so the Rhino couldn’t take any photos of me sleeping! It only takes just over a couple of hours so for about half 8 we were once again in that London. I was in urgent need of a caffeine top-up so we went to a little hut just outside the station who boasted ‘the best coffee in the UK’ remembering a scene from the film ‘Elf’ i complimented the coffee seller on having such a prestigious product but it went right over his head & he just looked at me with a puzzled look on his face!… well it was a bit early i suppose.

Onward to the tube network and there was a bit of maintenance work going on which had a knock on effect all over the network so all the trains were packed out with standing room only on most of them, standing room for normal people that is lol lol the further we went along the Victoria line, more & more people were squeezing their selves into the tiny space & as i was feeling like the proverbial sardine. I then hear the big fella’s voice from across a crowded train…. “Tony, i shouldn’t of had that curry last night, my arse is rank!” suddenly there was lots of room in the compartment and we got off with ease at Victoria to find somewhere open for the first beer of the day & make sure i had remembered the match tickets!

We spent about an hour in the pub just outside Victoria station before get back on the tube to Earls Court. “that wiring is worse than mine at the back of the TV” looking across the platform to where the Rhino was pointing i remembered a TV programme i had watched last week about the underground being run on a wing & a prayer and with the mass overcrowding today this spaghetti wiring just made me even more nervous!

We got to Fulham Broadway for about 11-ish, perfect timing for a couple of beers before kickoff and we fell into the nearest pub. £4.30 for a pint of flat beer had the Rhino retching with disgust and tells me if we get drawn in that London again we will bring our own beer & sit on a park bench.

The barman offers the Rhino a choice of Fosters or Heineken and after looking at the pints of both that people were already drinking & he tells the barman “it’s a bit like asking which sexual disease do i want?” lol lol it’s a bit of a Northern thing when it comes to beer down south!

We ‘mingled’ with a few of the Chelsea fans and asked them for predictions for today’s game, 3-0 & 3-1 were the popular results predicted by the faithful with lots of them adding that today’s game would be the kick-start their season needed to get back into winning ways. None of them predicted anything other than a home win.

Right in the corner of the pub & close to the door we met 3 Brummie’s who were down for the game. Carol, Dave & Steve were of the same opinion about the beer and Dave was well qualified to comment as he’s a pub landlord back in Brum! “you could very well be my new best friend if this goes to a replay” the big man tells him on finding out this information.

The 3 of them all said they would be happy with a draw on the day & were confident of doing the job back at St. Andrews with a stronger team and home advantage, so for the first time on this road to Wembley, after panicking on the terraces in previous games at 1-0 with 5 minutes left, the Rhino actually wanted us to need a replay! lol lol nothing at all to do with the fact that Dave had told him “i’ll look after you guys at my place” moments before!

Off down the Fulham Rd. with 20 mins to go until kickoff. We follow the crowd & turn the corner to get our first view of Stamford Bridge, we make our way to gate 7 to find a huge que all lining up for the same gate, if we joined this que we would probably miss the start so i found a steward & played the ‘1 legged card’ and he let us go in through the disabled entrance one i proved my missing limb & told him i needed the Rhino with me for ‘support’…..  lol nice! It was a good job too as we could hear the ‘Liquidator’ tune by Harry J Allstars playing with the home fans chant of ‘Chel-Sea’ thrown in at the appropriate moment meaning the teams were coming out.

Step 12 gets underway and the atmosphere is buzzing, probably the best we’ve come across to date, the Brummies were playing their part as well away to our right & they had already began the ‘sacked in the morning’ song at AVB lol you have to love good banter. The shed was also in full voice with a song prompting you stand up if you didn’t care for Tottenham that much for some reason but it all added to the day for us.

Chelsea were attacking the goal to our right and didn’t really get off to a flyer, all a bit too slow & indecisive apart from Ivanovic who had lots of room on the right to get forward and feed Torres & Sturridge. City were making the most of Chelsea not turning up and on 20 minutes David Murphy smashed the ball home to give the visitors the lead after Chelsea had failed to clear from a corner! 0-1. The Brummie fans went mental & were still celebrating when Wade Elliot brought down Ramires in the box and Mr. Atkinson pointed to the spot. Juan Mata stepped up to take the kick & it was a bit far away for me to video but i did my best and left the camera running on the away fans as Colin Doyle saved (here)

Chelsea did pick the pace up as the half went on, Luiz had a 20+ yard free kick saved & Sturridge hit a sweet volley that went just wide but City were holding on. The first 45 came to an end and the home fans were booing! Not only that we could hear a certain chosen one’s name being chanted from  parts of the ground… oh dear, was this to be our cup upset? Could Chelsea get beat at home by lower league opposition? We went for a pie while we thought about it & my beer monster pal reviews our half time treats as ever on the pie-ometer page (here) HT. 0-1.

The second half is about to start & Torres is off for Drogba! This seemed a strange move from our point of view, nothing wrong with bringing the hit-man on but why take off Torres if you’re a goal down in a cup game? But what do i know, i didn’t see much of Torres in the first half anyway. Kalou was also on for Mikel for the re-start & after a quick check he had brought all his tackle with him he was good to go!

We decided to watch the second half in 3D! We had heard so much about how football is so much better when you watch it in 3D we just had to find out for ourselves. I still had the glasses in my pocket from the Star Wars film i had been to see recently & It doesn’t make it any better at all if you ask me! if anything it just makes everything darker so we ditched the idea & went back to analogue.

Birmingham’s packed midfield were doing their job breaking down anything Chelsea was trying to conger up & Adam Rooney’s constant running up front was impressive for the visitors to say the least. But the home side were growing stronger & just after the hour they got their breakthrough when Ivanovic delivered the perfect cross for Sturridge to head home. 1-1. We were now expecting City’s heads to drop & Chelsea to turn the heat up but it didn’t really happen, apart from an effort from Mata going wide and a Meireles shot was deflected over the bar the home side played like they would be happy with the draw! If anything Birmingham had the best chance to progress to the next round when Nathan Redmond went in on goal only to hit a soft side-footed shot that was easy for Cech to block. FT. 1-1.

We’re back in the pub on Fulham Rd. straight after the game for the lesser of the 2 evils we’re faced with. 1, over priced shite beer or 2, being squashed on a tube station platform waiting for a train on a disrupted service day. The Chelsea fans in the pub are not happy, as we talk to a few of them they reckon it should have been a nice easy game for them today winning comfortably & the conversation turns to the manager, everyone had varied opinions about AVB but when i asked if they would like to see Mourinho back in the dug-out ALL of them answered a very resounding ‘YES’ apart from one guy who suggested that Drogba is a perfect candidate to be a player-manager! Hell, why not? I’ve not seen one of them for a while, the guy also wanted Ray Wilkins back as his No. 2 also. Would that be the shakeup Chelsea need? Ya never know….

We’ve got a few hours to kill because our train home isn’t until 7.40. (Seems like a while since we had an overnight trip) so we go to a pub closer to Euston to watch the other results come in and wait for the Sunderland game on TV. The barman at the George was a Gooner and he wasn’t that impressed when i told him i wanted Sunderland to win so we made a quick exit at full time!

A few rowdy Bolton fans on their way back from Millwall were on the train but i suppose they don’t have that much to be happy about these days & it was only for a couple of hours. Our lift let us down at the last minute so we had to get a taxi back to the Sweaty Spaniard and we got our first Real beer of the day about half 10 and it looked even better in 3D!

A feast of football on Sunday along with the quarter final draw on the TV. Another home draw for us but we have to find out who we’re with first! Off to St. Andrews on Tuesday the 6th March & then either back to Brum again, or the Bridge on the 17th for Leicester City. So it looks like Chadderton, our 1st game & it’s only about 5 mile away, will be the furthest North we travelled to on this journey as the semi’s & final are of course at Wembley, how mad is that! but the bigger question has to be ‘who will win it?’ the big boys are out, Spurs & Chelsea are struggling and with Arsenal now gone who knows?

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